Sponge bath it is.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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