you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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