no, he came in my armpit
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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