I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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