Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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