It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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