You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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