I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
dude. I can hear the air.
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