how can u be prego again
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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