hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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