Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Farmville is her only friend.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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