i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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