you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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