drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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