why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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