Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I want to be your penis for a week.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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