census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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