dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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