didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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