My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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