In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
where are my eyebrows?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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