Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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