This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize