question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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