ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
tell me about the fingering
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