Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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