Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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