lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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