How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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