My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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