We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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