well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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