Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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