Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
my liver is dry heaving
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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