you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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