My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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