Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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