I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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