Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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