If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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