...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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