He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
So. Much. Porn.
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