Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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