I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize