I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
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My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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