I like my sex mixed with concussions.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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