therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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