he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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