the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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