And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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